Christina Aguilera may be playing up the mommy look these days, but the soulful singer still knows how to get dirty—don't be fooled. Xtina hit up the Coast Playhouse in West Hollywood on Tuesday night for a private showing of some very talented...privates.So what exactly are these X-rated antics the blonde babe enjoyed?
Puppetry of the Penis, a Tony Award-winning show in which the perky male performers—well, you can probably figure it out from the title, no?
Fellow mom and gal-pal Nicole Richie was also on hand to watch the young studs' skills, dubbed "dick tricks," including twisting their junk into shapes called the "weed snipper," "baby bird," and "Loch Ness Monster."
I'll give your filthy mind a moment to think about what exactly those positions entail.
Typical to the H'wood double standard, we only ever hear about dudes getting to sneak a peak at lady bits in shows like Holly Madison's Peepshow or the infamous Pussycat Doll Lounge, so I'm glad these chicks are finally getting a chance to let their freak flags fly.
Christina thought the show was "totally fun," and I can't blame her. Society is so sexed up with buxom beasts, but where's a girl or gay supposed to go for some full-frontal from a hunk? Clearly not Playgirl.
If you want to catch these fellows contort their little friends, you're going to have to buy a ticket to Scandinavia, their next penis stop. But hopefully a bit of their sexy legacy with stay here in good ol' Los Angeles.
It's about time we give the ladies a break and objectify a few guys, right?
Source: Eonline
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