Friday, March 5, 2010

NEW Connection Linking Christina To iamamiwhoami

But first, a published disclaimer from AguileraOnline:
Dear cherished readers,
We would like to personally thank you for your ongoing tolerance towards our ongoing investigation surrounding the mystery of, iamamiwhoami. These viral videos have captured thousands upon thousands of people's curiosity, including yours truly. This investigation is not meant to create any conniptions for you, our readers, but to simply unravel the mystery of IAMAMIWHOAMI.

Cordially,
AguileraOnline
Now let's get down to brass tacks...

On the eve of what a large majority of internet rats, including myself, are speculating is that the final installment from iamamiwhoami will be coming within the next day or so due to the time frames between each video lessening with each individual upload (I support this theory). In the
mean time, I've been apart of the live discussion these videos have stirred among the online community over at LiveDaily and YouTube (iamamiwhoami's viral video homeland). So what have we in store for you, you ask? The answer is a link between Christina Aguilera herself to iamamiwhoami, who abruptly (and unexpectedly I may add), delivered a package to MTV, and what exactly those contents translate to. James Montgomery, a writer for MTV posted an open letter to iamamiwhoami, and iamamiwhoami responded...twice.

Here is the full message pertaining to iamamiwhoami's special delivery:
On Friday afternoon (March 5), at approximately 4 p.m., I received a thin brown envelope marked with no return address, no stamps … no nothing, except my name typed on the front. When it was delivered to my desk, I jokingly asked the mailroom guy if he knew what it was. He just shrugged and left, though he did appear to be sufficiently creeped out.
As it turns out, he had good reason to be. Because when I opened the envelope, out fell a knot of human hair, a few splinters of what appeared to be
balsa wood, and a single strip of paper, bearing the animals featured in the ongoing "Iamamiwhoami" viral campaign. I just sat there for a second, holding the items in my hand, half wondering if I should get a pair of latex gloves and send them down to CSI for analysis. It was a little terrifying, to be honest.But then I realized something: Iamamiwhoami had made contact with me, had sent me a package proving that he/she is very real (and very spooky). I am sort of honored. And sort of frightened, too. It's not the first time Iam … has reached out to me, it's just the most tangible. The hair looks identical to the wig worn by the muck-covered heroine of the online series, and the paper — or, codex, since we're clearly in "DaVinci Code" territory now — is clearly some sort of puzzle. It taunts me to answer it. So far, I am coming up empty.
I've included photos here, in the hopes that perhaps you can help me crack the case. Oh, and in case you're wondering, I called down to the mailroom, and they have no idea who sent the envelope. It was delivered by a messenger service, and someone signed for it, but the "sender" field was left blank. The mystery continues … now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go wash my hands 1,000 times and curl up under my desk.
So you'd think, okay, a lock of hair, some splinters, iamamiwhoami didn't give us much to work with...until this tidbit of information made its way through the interwebs:
Originally Posted by KittyCA
Iamamiwhoami sent
balsa wood in the package to the MTV writer...

READ THIS:

Ochroma pyramidale, commonly known as Balsa, is a species of flowering plant in the mallow family, Malvaceae. It is a large, fast-growing tree that can grow up to 30 m (100 ft) tall. Balsa trees are native from southern Brazil and Bolivia north to southern Mexico however
Ecuador has been the primary source of commercial Balsa.
For those of you who may not know, part of Christina's genealogy tree is part Ecuadorian...

Sources: MTV; LiveDaily; YouTube
Credits: KittyCA

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